[00:00:39] i'm doing a thing in either may or june [00:00:47] i get to sing a song called "I Eat Children" [00:01:28] !tell Kidspanner Do you think the new Sidisi's price'll go up for standard play? I'm debating whether or not to sell it now or wait. [00:01:30] Ok, I'll tell Kidspanner next time I see them speak. [00:01:47] What's it at right now? [00:01:49] KidSpanner: ^ES wants you. [00:01:56] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rikadyn [00:02:18] I think it's like 3 tickets [00:02:59] So the MRA's and the GamerGaters have their latest beef [00:03:08] I'd sell it now [00:03:13] THere's too many positive female characters in Star Citizen's lore [00:03:38] ... [00:04:05] ... [00:04:08] Alright. So I came out on top in Dragons of Tarkir, 7 tickets plus 2 extra packs [00:04:15] now to sell them so I never draft this set again. [00:05:32] ... [00:05:53] do your parents eat children too? [00:06:05] Actually, yes. Funny you should ask that. [00:06:38] Now to save tickets for Tempest Remastered. [00:06:53] fucking really lamb [00:06:55] ? [00:06:59] Yupp [00:07:13] ~ooc searchnick Lambmower [00:07:14] Quote #8/18: [2014-05-13] [10:52] I'd probably go for the beef [00:07:30] but you were just decrying beef [00:07:35] pick a side [00:07:37] of beef [00:07:51] wah wan. [00:08:03] should I even ask? [00:08:16] I was tempted to ask but I value blood pressure [00:08:27] *KidSpanner pats ES on the back* [00:08:28] I guess [00:08:35] Anyway [00:08:41] no, you know what, I need some more anger to keeo me going throught the long night [00:08:49] lay it on me lamb [00:08:57] No that's about it [00:09:15] Are they really just saying "You know there are too many women in this game" and that's their whole thing? [00:09:17] Too many positive female characters in the lore, they feel there should be more male historic characters in the story [00:10:13] ... [00:10:22] So Star Citizen is now a stupid SJW game [00:10:26] So I like Star Citizen even more now [00:10:31] yup [00:10:33] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v TheMoatman [00:10:53] *LuckieDuckie likes seeing more female game characters* [00:11:03] Well these aren't even actual game characters [00:11:11] They're people mentioned in text material building the world [00:12:13] *siiiiigh* [00:12:19] it'd be pretty sweet if the entire industry has decided to do this now [00:12:46] Is there even a point [00:13:04] Why does it matter to these people that these characters who could be male and have nothing change are females [00:13:31] Because men are being opressed, ES. [00:13:46] men are being oppressed [00:13:49] yup [00:13:51] the sun still exists [00:13:59] Because it's all or nothing with these people [00:14:11] there is a lack of knives sticking out of MRAs [00:14:14] and men will be oppressed by the sun until we destroy it for the good of mankind. [00:14:16] it's a very short sighted all or nothing, too [00:14:27] not looking at root causes for why the feel opressed [00:14:44] We should help them with their tragic lack of knives inside them [00:14:52] Anyways, i'm just excited that they said there will be at least 1 person from the Wing Commander main cast in Star Citizen [00:15:09] there is also an unfair amount of bullets being given to black men [00:15:30] I kinda really want Nicolas Cage to appear in Star Citizen, he has already done a movie with Chris Roberts [00:15:41] A movie infact that's counted as one of Cage's good ones [00:15:52] (Lord of War) [00:15:57] Nicolas Cage playing an alien race of Nicolas Cage clones [00:16:03] mew [00:16:17] *ES puts symphone in a box* [00:16:29] *Symphone curls up* [00:16:36] *Symphone closes self inside* [00:16:47] *Gyaradroid lifts the lid and deposits sweaters * [00:16:48] And really, I bet they've done all they can to get Nathan Fillion in the game [00:16:49] Shrodinger's Symphone? [00:16:52] *QuarterNote fills box with puding* [00:17:00] *Symphone mails self to some undisclosed location in europr* [00:17:03] e* [00:17:30] i'm not sure the pudding sweaters will make it past customs [00:17:34] meow [00:17:35] *RoBoBo points at Dicey, "KITTEH"* [00:17:38] Also Andy Serkis is basically confirmed [00:17:38] hm [00:17:43] Since they're using his mocap studio [00:17:53] Andy Serkis as Andrewsarchus [00:18:09] for some reason i'm surprised that andy serkis has his own mocap studio [00:18:21] i don't know why that is. it's what he's known for [00:18:22] Gotta practice somehow [00:18:41] http://www.theimaginariumstudios.com/ <- Here you go [00:18:42] Imaginarium (at www.theimaginariumstudios.com) [00:18:48] They're the world leaders in mocap tech [00:19:04] They work on Geometry Wars 2? [00:19:19] LA Noire, Force Unleashed and all the other games that use face cap used Imaginarium tech [00:19:40] AW, their website doesn't have all the stuff it used to [00:19:42] ~ooc random [00:19:42] Quote #231/695: [2013-12-23] [16:23] Xel: Oooh, that sounds fun! Come on over! [00:19:44] wow, now that's an obscure reference, Cuttlefishman :P [00:19:48] They used to have a ton of screenshots and videos [00:19:55] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v QuintonDreaming [00:20:20] I'm very excited to see the cast being revealed [00:20:26] ~OoC [00:20:27] List posted: http://paste.ee/p/XnNFz [00:20:30] ~OoC random [00:20:31] Quote #689/695: [2015-03-30] [14:54] and then alternating your dick, my dick, occasionally balls [00:20:50] Not that obscure [00:21:05] speaking of mocap though, i'm really excited about the pictures of deadpool's costume with tracking dots round the eyes [00:21:34] Because what we know is 1) THere's going to be at least one Wing Commander veteran in it. So either Malcom McDowell, Mark Hammill or Thomas Wilson 2) Andy Serkis is going to be in it 3) They've said the cast they've gotten is actually really impressive [00:21:46] Also there's a concept art of a character that looks exactly like Jason Statham [00:22:12] Andy Serkis as Malcom McDowell [00:22:18] I'm expecting Hammill, personally [00:22:19] Grant us eyes, XelaReko. As you once did for the vacuous Rom. [00:22:26] I'm very much expecting Hamill [00:22:31] Fuck that guy [00:22:33] Yeah, I'm hoping for Hamill [00:22:35] I know nothing about him [00:22:44] he is just some dick with a cage on his head [00:22:46] Oh also John Rhys-Davies, how could I forget about him [00:22:59] And Ram the Vacuum Spitter is a tool [00:23:16] Andy Serkis as Sean Connery [00:23:17] GRANT US EYES [00:23:20] Anyway, I'm off to watch JR play her first concert since she got back into Trombone. [00:23:22] Based on how the casting for past Chris Roberts games have been, it's basically going to be all known sci-fi actors under the sun [00:23:28] Have fun, HP [00:23:31] are you going to toss a trombone at her hp? [00:23:33] Do you know the easymode to beat him ES? [00:23:44] no because I've never played the game [00:23:52] I assume you could just leave the game on for 12 hours [00:23:53] oh [00:23:58] elcalen, right [00:24:00] oops [00:24:24] it worked for Adam and Martyr Logarius [00:24:39] well you summon a partner and you can block the boss's path to the arena [00:24:44] then wail on him [00:24:50] you just have to race him to the spot [00:25:15] I like that the Imaginarium website just says "We're catching something new..." as the reason it's down. Because they're filming Squadron 42 for the next 2 months [00:25:34] But yeah, super excited. We should start getting to know the cast during the summer [00:26:36] also Xela, Rom seems like a decent enough dude. [00:26:46] he just kind of, sits inside of the moon. [00:26:48] minding his own business. [00:26:51] naw [00:26:56] he is on the lake of mud [00:27:00] staring at the moon [00:27:15] That's the same thing, essentially. [00:27:43] well the moon presence and the great ones aren't friendly [00:28:01] the moon presence is using the hunters as a restraining order on Oedon [00:28:01] no one in bloodborne is. [00:28:06] They're all penises and dicks [00:28:09] dicks and penises. [00:28:24] She's all like BITCH PLZ, YOU AIN'T COMING IN HERE AND MESSING WITH MY DOODS [00:28:36] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Cuttlefishman [00:28:37] so oedon did all that blood tainting thing... [00:28:50] is that the entire plot or do you have more to spoil mister blabbermouth? [00:28:56] XelaReko we've all played the game now. [00:28:59] whoa [00:29:04] what are we spoiling? [00:29:20] We all know that the real final boss is the mean old woman from the start of the game. [00:29:29] she orchaestrated everything. [00:29:30] Right, I think it's sleepy times [00:29:42] Plot? [00:29:48] I am just making it up [00:29:58] I have no idea what the moon presence is [00:30:01] there's no difference in this series [00:30:05] oh [00:30:07] then yes [00:30:56] But I do have theories [00:31:03] but none of them make sense [00:31:08] I really want to see someone play bloodborne as a character who is naked except for the mensis cage, and only uses the flamethrower [00:31:23] Just a naked man with his head stuck in something, with a flamethrower [00:31:28] I am pretty sure your character is actually on a quest to find the most perfect hat [00:31:44] at least, that is how I played [00:32:04] holy crap, that's a heck of a lrl dump on the youtubes [00:32:42] ES I will play that [00:32:47] but I need a main weapon too [00:33:16] your fists [00:33:22] Symphone: [00:33:35] that sounds even harder than the penis only run [00:33:40] challenge accepted [00:34:26] I wonder what fists scale to [00:35:25] Hey Gunner you here? [00:35:29] I have questions [00:37:24] !tell *Gunner* I haz a question: When should I drink this scotch and why is it now? [00:37:26] Ok, I'll tell *Gunner* next time I see them speak. [00:40:29] Also this is my strategy with all bosses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p5F5QBsX-U [00:40:29] How to: Martyr Logarius 14| 01:44 14| Bloodborne optional boss fast & easy way to kill [00:40:45] XelaReko http://voxlunch.tumblr.com/post/115685580773/darkroot-garden-redflam3s-hopefully-this-will [00:40:46] Vox Lunch, darkroot-garden: redflam3s: Hopefully, this will... (at voxlunch.tumblr.com) [00:41:13] lol [00:42:55] He wants none of your hunter BS [00:43:39] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v BrainStew [00:43:49] HEY YOU [00:43:50] BLAINE [00:44:02] you got what he needs [00:44:08] but you say hes just a friend [00:45:24] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rikadyn [00:46:31] wassup [00:46:48] MEOW [00:46:48] *RoBoBo points at XelaReko, "MEHBEH KITTEH"* [00:46:54] blaine does not say I am just a friend [00:47:22] nope [00:47:23] I don't think so either. [00:47:30] but what would happen if she walked in on the two of us kissing? [00:47:31] oh [00:47:32] DoctorGyarados: [00:47:58] Do you follow bikini armor battle damage on tumblr? [00:48:03] nu [00:48:13] Kid showed me this this morning [00:48:17] http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/post/115740829470/jaclcfrost-im-still-so-into-the-alice-in [00:48:19] Have you seen that? [00:48:22] ...so when you reference that song, I hear it being sung by an operatic alien overlord [00:48:28] I feel like it's something I've shown you [00:48:52] ye [00:48:57] please ignore the spray painted boots [00:51:06] xela did you need me for something specific? [00:51:11] yes [00:51:16] but i can't speak of it here [00:51:28] oh my [00:51:37] what is it [00:51:39] oh wait [00:51:44] just pm me then I guess [00:52:18] OH MY xela, I'm not sure I can do that [00:53:10] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Dicey [00:57:25] ~ooc searchnick brainstew [00:57:26] Quote #7/19: [2014-06-13] [21:34] so this might take some delving into female sex organs [00:57:32] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v tachyondecay [00:57:57] thats a good one [00:58:03] moar [00:58:24] ~ooc searchnick XelaReko [00:58:25] Quote #3/4: [2013-07-01] [16:07] the next boss is the gaping Dragon [00:58:44] not that sexual [00:58:57] we all know what that context is :/ [00:59:06] gaping dragon not that sexual? I would tend to agree [00:59:10] i mean, most of us [00:59:19] yeah [00:59:32] ~ooc search penis [00:59:32] Quote #4/25: [2014-01-01] [19:12] Our penises synced [00:59:46] ~ooc searchnick Itazu [00:59:47] Quote #1/3: [2014-01-20] [14:54] HeufyDroid: i hear you have large meatballs [00:59:58] ~ooc search moist [00:59:59] No matches for "moist" found. [01:00:12] ~ooc search wet [01:00:12] Quote #1/2: [2013-08-16] [21:36] the dull wet thuds? [01:00:28] it has a lack of moist :P [01:00:58] never go dry [01:01:06] Aw, I felt like getting some joy out of tonight before I went to bed. Sadly looks like that won't happen [01:01:15] you can get some joy [01:01:24] just maybe not where you thought you would get it [01:01:32] What i am saying is... [01:01:44] What i am saying is "Can i touch your dick?" [01:01:50] No. [01:01:54] WELL FINE [01:01:58] STAY JOYLESS [01:02:03] what about me? :P [01:02:09] ~ooc add dick [01:02:10] Quote "[2015-04-08] [01:02] What i am saying is "Can i touch your dick?"" was added to the log! [01:02:10] *QuarterNote gives XelaReko a Richard* [01:02:17] hi chat [01:02:18] I JUST WANTED TO BAN PEOPLE [01:02:23] talking about penises again I see [01:02:25] ~ooc search ban [01:02:26] Quote #1/1: [2014-05-21] [21:15] Holy crap I almost died choking on a banana [01:02:29] So much penis. [01:02:31] things seem to be normal here [01:02:32] hey reptile [01:02:38] at least, normal for chat [01:02:45] ~ooc search everything is fine [01:02:46] IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE [01:02:47] No matches for "everything is fine" found. [01:02:48] reptile: did you see the dragon rpg kickstarter? [01:02:51] no! [01:02:54] link? [01:02:58] https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1921129910/epyllion-a-dragon-epic-rpg/description [01:02:59] Epyllion, a Dragon Epic RPG 14 by Marissa Kelly 14| Backers: 170 14| Pledged: 6,538 14/ 2,000 USD 03(327% funded) 14| Duration: 26 days 2.9 hours to go [01:03:00] LambMower_ you have minecraft for that [01:03:06] ~ooc searchnick Pikachaos [01:03:06] Quote #2/5: [2014-05-09] [06:15] I ate a donut a stranger gave me on the street [01:03:10] Well duh, I was going to ban someone in Minecraft, QN [01:03:25] x.x [01:03:29] heartburn [01:03:30] holy crap, that donation total has doubled since the last time i saw it :D [01:03:31] do they rhyme with tiptoe [01:03:53] I don't think Memo rhymes with Tiptoe [01:03:56] *ES inserts ice cubes into symphone's chest.* [01:04:03] thank [01:04:05] slant rhyme maybe [01:04:16] its close enough [01:04:19] a poet would be down [01:04:36] slant rhyme is best rhyme [01:04:41] reptile: you play as drgns! [01:04:47] its awesome [01:04:48] I see that! [01:04:49] its so much less predictable, I agree [01:04:53] it is hard to perfect thouh [01:05:03] reptile: did you see the houses? omg [01:05:21] there are no rules in poetry [01:05:26] i'd be Myndoth [01:06:03] no rules and yet there is still a clear line between shitty poetry (aka mine) and not shitty poetry (aka the rest of the actual poetry students in my graduate level poetry workshop) [01:06:05] tiptoe the see sew teetolars gerhard [01:06:36] the trick is to be confident in your bullshit [01:06:36] though I think I left there with a better understanding of what poetry I can and cannot pull off [01:06:40] that's all art is [01:06:45] naw, it really isn't [01:06:53] either Myndoth or Brynback here [01:07:00] *ES ties Dezren to a pole and lights it on fire* [01:07:01] maybe in some sort of post modernist area [01:07:03] ART [01:07:16] but not really in standard poetry [01:07:24] arrrrrrrrrt. [01:07:34] Vandelay [01:07:41] *ES douses Dezren in orange paint.* [01:07:44] reptile: nice :D i'm a book hoarder, so Myndoth was obvious for me :D [01:07:45] art completed [01:07:54] why do all the NPCs in Dark Souls 2 have horrible faces [01:08:04] the character editor is actually pretty good [01:08:13] Itazu: you're aware of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_of_Wyrms , right? [01:08:13] Council of Wyrms - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [01:08:18] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Chemistring [01:08:28] because they are all terrible people unless they are going hallow in which case they look like literal death [01:08:29] omg [01:08:35] i was not [01:08:41] wouldn't a book hoarding dragon live in constant fear of accidentally burning their collection? [01:09:02] One would hope the book hoarding dragon was not a fire breather [01:09:09] well i don't shoot lightning inside my home [01:09:12] That would be Awwwwkwwaaard [01:09:15] otherwise they would live a very sad life [01:09:31] don't stereotype fire breathers, they can read books if they want [01:09:37] No but I mean [01:09:40] the thing they love and the thing they are CONFLICTING CONSTANTLY [01:09:47] even the eyes are worse quality than the PCs [01:09:48] never able to have one and the other at the same time [01:09:51] like that one dragon everyone wanted to be a basketball playing jock but all he wanted to do was sing [01:09:57] I'm looking at the miracles lady [01:10:06] also, i could set up a lightning rod so that even if i do shoot lightning, it won't strike the books [01:10:12] ah, well see aforementioned terrible person clause [01:10:25] so the terrible people are ugly? [01:10:29] that's really it? [01:10:59] naw [01:11:06] but I doubt they cared as much [01:11:10] it's because they so often have a ton of npcs in one area and they need to render them all oh wait no npcs are kept miles apart at all times [01:11:14] DS2 suffered from budget issues [01:11:27] and staff-working-on-bloodborne-instead issues [01:11:43] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Lunic [01:11:53] everything they really wanted to do nicely got trunkated and cut [01:12:01] so it just ended up less-than [01:12:05] rugg [01:12:10] ... phone pls [01:12:13] rough* [01:12:15] bloodborne solved the issue by replacing face models with windows and doors [01:12:16] dunno if they focused on eyes in the update [01:12:25] when have I ever spelled rug with two Gs... [01:12:29] or even the npcs at all [01:12:30] le rugg [01:12:36] but hopefully [01:12:43] I haven't really looked into the update [01:12:53] I'm super stoked to play it [01:12:55] can't wait [01:13:53] I hope it is as good as they wanted it to be [01:13:56] the dlc [01:14:03] was pretty fantastic comparitively [01:14:24] they had gushed about snow levels in early dev [01:14:28] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v Fayili [01:14:31] and there were none in the actual game [01:14:35] what is the status represented by a cracked white/black crystql [01:14:36] cuz they had to be all sent off to dlc [01:14:41] crystal* [01:14:43] hm [01:14:46] I'd have to see it [01:14:46] with a red fissure [01:14:49] I'm unsure [01:14:59] I return from convention meetingness. [01:15:15] are you asking about ds1 or 2? [01:15:26] this is 2 [01:15:32] I beat 1 the other day [01:15:37] k [01:15:49] Here you go, for reference [01:15:53] https://www.dropbox.com/s/zmr2ku67ny02lvb/status.png?dl=0 [01:15:55] Dropbox - status.png (at www.dropbox.com) [01:16:12] I think your ring is broken? [01:16:14] something is broken [01:16:21] hmm [01:16:32] OH [01:16:33] no [01:16:35] all my equipped gear is max- [01:16:36] ? [01:16:38] protection against invasions [01:16:41] Uh [01:16:44] no multiplayer [01:16:53] oh they spelled it out in the scholar update [01:16:54] rad [01:16:55] you killed the boss of the area [01:16:59] so I can see when I'm safe [01:17:05] mhm [01:17:35] butts butts butts [01:17:48] frrp frrp frrp [01:18:27] I am le tired [01:18:39] butts. [01:18:40] s/tired/frrp [01:18:40] I am le frrp [01:18:48] BrainStew: Well take a nap! THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES [01:18:50] huehuehuehuehue [01:19:06] hon hon hon [01:19:10] snore [01:19:13] baguette [01:19:14] Honhonhonfrrrrrppppppp [01:19:15] hon [01:19:47] *ylegm-wurk looks at brains name, dies laughing* [01:20:58] Dying against that particular sound fairly appropriate [01:21:03] .fanstream [01:21:03] LRR Community Stream Calendar: http://bit.ly/LRRFanStreamSched [01:21:39] Oh also [01:21:50] does the stone with the worn inscription ever say anything? [01:21:57] the one on Majula facing the ocean? [01:21:58] *PyMoronBot mimes out a *WHOOOOSH!** [01:22:39] uh I don't think so but I'm unsure. I know one of them tells you how many times you've died [01:22:41] other than that [01:22:49] I'm unsure [01:22:57] Yeah the one on the other side [01:23:03] Ah well [01:23:23] :ChanServ!ChanServ@services.desertbus.org MODE #desertbus +v rye_and_wheat [01:25:59] the DLC [01:26:16]